OH GOD!!!

I went to pee this morning and there was this giant black spider sitting inside the bowel. DX

So I flushed it real quick and ran away.

I'M HOME FOR THE LAST TIME.
FROM WIZARD WORLD.
WHICH HAS BEEN NAMED:
WALKING CON
MY FEET FUCKING HURT CON
KICKASS HORDES OF SWAG CON
MERCHCON
CHEAP 25CENT COMIC CON
CLUTHU =/= CTHULHU CON
MCDONALDS FOR FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT DEATH CON


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I BOUGHT A WHOLE SHIT TONS OF SWAG AND COMICS AND OMFG EVERYTHING ELSE. PICS LATER AFTER I'M NOT PASSED OUT.

/CRUISE CONTROL

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Thundercracker says "Hay" you guys.

Good morning, Tuesday! I hope we can be friends. Yup. You, me....these very ominous looking rainclouds coming my way... >:

*puts on red tinted goggles*
*wide grin*

GUYS! GUYS! IT'S REALLY FUCKING WINDY! DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!

Dynamic photographs. XD

My second favorite kind of weather after 110 degree weather is really windy weather without the threat of a tornado/hurricane.
And that's exactly what it is outside right now.

I guess that's what I get for taking naps before work.

More info on the multiverse after work.

But just some details:
Sam steals Ruby
Kaneda's bike is really Arcee
Droids work at Sam's Club (or equivalent)
Real pokemon are everywhere (Jolteon and Vaporeon omg 8D)
There is no such thing as plot holes here.

deafening pulses......can't hear anything else
.....heart rate normal.....not blood in the ears......
Soundwave nearby?.....extreme pressure.....
head about to explode.......DX......

That I have to get the most awesome, coolest, and most radtacular tattoo ever.


And here it is:







8D What do you think?
(P.S. Not really my leg or tattoo)

I did not approve of Texas Ranger on my tv.

Nothing is better then waking up to find that you drooled all over yourself, your bed, and your Bumblebee plush.

I should win a medal.